Best Sex Club in Minneapolis

The time of your life is waiting for you at the hottest adult club in Minneapolis tonight…

How can we make your night special?

Let’s start with VIP bottle service on an astonishing range of high-end liquors, fine champagne, and vintage wines

Then let’s spice it up a little with craft cocktails prepared by the most talented mixologists in the Twin Cities…

Sit back and relax at your table as your drinks are delivered along with sumptuous food to a fresh, exciting soundtrack curated by professional DJs…

And your evening wouldn’t be complete without the company of the most gorgeous topless girls in the state

Sound good to you?

We thought so.

The best Minneapolis sex club is throwing a wild party tonight, and you’re on the guest list.

Come on down for a fine old time!

Let us take care of your evening plans…

Sick of staying in when you know the world is waiting for you outside?

Tired of the same dusty old bar with the same 3-to-4 beers that are never as cold as they should be?

Round up your friends and let them know you have a better idea. We’ll help you make your case.

Let’s start with the adult entertainment…

Everything feels better when you’re surrounded by naked girls…

It’s a proven fact — a great evening becomes a night to remember when your drinks are being poured by beautiful nude models!

We have the sexiest strippers in the Twin Cities putting on a show every night of the week. It’s a party atmosphere at our Minneapolis sex club, and we recommend enjoying it with your close friends and some beautiful women at your own private table.

A glass in your hand, the world outside…

Spearmint Rhino has an unmatched range of liquors, from old favorites like Jack Daniels and Ciroc to top-shelf showstoppers like Remy Martin and Clase Azul Reposado.

When you take advantage of our strip club VIP bottle service, you’ll have your drinks delivered to your table and served just the way you like them best — neat, on the rocks, twist or no twist — the choice is yours!

Let the drudgery of daily life wait outside for a few hours. Tonight, you and your friends are the Princes of the Twin Cities, and you have real life to celebrate!

…and an evening of pleasure to look forward to!

There’s no better way to live it up than booking some personal time with the most gorgeous girl in the club.

Make the most of your time at the hottest sex club in Minneapolis by booking a private lap dance in one of our VIP suites.

We’re talking curves to kill, right up close. Hold your breath and don’t look away.

We’re talking electric eyes that stun you with a single glance when she turns back to look at you over her shoulder.

We’re talking exotic dance moves that they simply don’t teach the good girls.

Find out if your favorite adult performer is at the club right now — cast your eye over our live roll call and come on down!

What’s on Tonight at the Best Minneapolis Sex Club Near Me?

Our nightly specials guarantee that there’s always something to look forward to when you visit us! Grab your table, check out tonight’s special offers, and pick your poison!

Sunday Funday

Sundays are always lively at Spearmint Rhino — the only Minneapolis sex club where the party never stops! We’re offering fantastic discounts on beer buckets ($15 domestic and $20 imported) plus $1 wings all evening!

Mimosa Mondays

Let us add some fizz to the new week while our topless entertainers put a smile on your face — enjoy special discounts on Mimosas because every day is a celebration at our Minneapolis gentlemen’s club!

Upgrade your evening with a classy bottle of Ace Brut and pour yourself and your friends a glass of the good stuff!

Tequila Tuesdays

Come down to our fiesta every Tuesday and get the party started with special offers on shots and bottles of Don Julio 1942 and Clase Azul Reposado! Our girls party hard — order for your table with VIP bottle service and keep up with the flow!

To help you stay strong, we’re also offering our famous burritos for just $4 all evening!

Way Back Wednesdays

Relax and watch your favorite girls move to bangers from the 70s, 80s, and 90s! Our Way Back Wednesdays are retro-themed, with a special $5 off on classic White Russians!

Thank God It’s Thursday

Make tonight special with the finest liquor from the highest shelf at our bar! It’s Thursday, and that means our sex club in Minneapolis is hotting up in preparation for the weekend…

Take advantage of VIP table service on bottles of Crown Reserve, Johnnie Walker Blue Label, and the legendary Remy Louis XIII cognac!

Fridays: It’s the Freaking Weekend Part 1!

Friday at last! And tonight, all the legends are coming out to play. You can look forward to discounts on bottles of the following:

  • Jack Daniels
  • Crown
  • Remy Louis XIII
  • Johnnie Walker Blue Label
  • Don Julio 1942

When Jack, Don Julio, and Johnnie are all at the same party, you KNOW it’s going to be a wild evening. Come and join the fun!

Saturdays: It’s the Freaking Weekend Part 2!

Keep the party rocking with superb offers on select Red Bull cocktails every Saturday!

Celebrate the weekend with a touch of class when you order a bottle of Remy XO or Clase Azul Reposado for your table — plus amazing rates on VIP lap dances from our talented topless performers!

Special Live Shows

Spearmint Rhino always has something special in store, and there aren’t many events hotter than guest appearances by top porn stars and adult entertainment legends!

Find out who’s in town and when they’ll be appearing at our Minneapolis strip clubjoin our newsletter now!

Are You Ready? Our Topless Girls are Waiting…

All the details are taken care of. The hottest sex club in Minneapolis has your private table ready.

More importantly, the sexiest nude entertainers in the state are waiting to show YOU the time of your life!

Come down to Spearmint Rhino tonight!