Likes: Hanging off the ceiling, kittens, fun boat facts
Dislikes: Rum, small talk, chimpanzees
Interested In: BDSM and cake
Playlist: Switching between sea shanties to clean to and latin hip hop to shake ass. Classic rock is my preferred stage, but that's up to the will of the DJ.
Work Schedule: Who knows! Just ask Noah to text me, I'm probably just playing video games in my underwear anyways.
(Usually Sunday and Monday)
BIO If a stripper talked really fast, it was probably me.
DnD nerd, weeb, history dork, walking safety hazard. Will recommend golf courses in Ireland. Want a good foot rub? I've got you.
I have a snake tongue. Literally.
For those in the know: bratty switch